He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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