Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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