i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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