I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Come on in and take your pants off
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