So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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