he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I deserve this hangover.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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