these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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