I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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