when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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