Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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