Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Naked. naked and bneed help.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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