I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Everyone says I win the strip club
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
