i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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