My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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