i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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