office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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