Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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