Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
