What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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