I just saw a hot homeless man
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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