sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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