in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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