also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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