I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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