i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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