I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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