And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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