I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
