She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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