does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
two words: eviction party
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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