I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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