life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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