I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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