She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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