How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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