I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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