Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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