Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I would fuck him just for his dog
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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