No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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