What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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