Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
