just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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