I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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