why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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