What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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