You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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