currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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