How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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