That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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