I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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