We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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