They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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