Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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