...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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